Crooks and Clogs

So here we are -- another sweltering hot summer with record temperatures (no, of course, there is no global warming folks... the earth has just decided on its own that it has had enough of us and will progressively roast us into extinction), being led by quite possibly the all-time worst president ever (aka The Psychopathic Chimp) and his clan of fucking idiots who have pulled off so much unbelievable crap over the past 6 years. Those assholes have not only alienated us, but have created such a mess in the already volatile Middle East, and with the escalation in violence spreading to Israel and Lebanon, are now refusing to take any responsibility for the fire they have fueled. I have been perpetually PISSED OFF for the past six years...
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Question of the day: what the hell is with those nasty reptilian crocodile fucking clogs that every damn hick is wearing nowadays? I mean the heat and stink of everyone's sweat and summer body odor is already enough to make me feel nauseated most of the time, without adding this disgusting sight -

I mean, you have to be fucking kidding me.