September 11, 2006

Always Remember

There are no words - just a profound sadness and the fiercest belief that we must never forget.

I was there when it happened, and I still cannot express coherently the tragedy, the sheer grief of it all.

Excellent editorial in The New York Times today - perhaps, in order for us to move forward, this is what we are really waiting for.

September 05, 2006

Did I Ever Tell You...

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR.

REALLY.

I HOPE THAT SHE FUCKING HAS A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND GETS LOCKED UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION WHERE SHE CAN NO LONGER BOTHER THE REST OF SOCIETY.

THAT FAT, STUPID, POMPOUS, GODDAMN PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE CUNT IS NOT ONLY SO DAMN UGLY THAT JUST HER WALKING DOWN THE STREET IS ENOUGH TO CONSTITUTE DESECRATION OF THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT SHE IS SO PATHETICALLY FUCKED UP, I CAN HEAR HER YELLING AT HER THREE YEAR OLD KID TO SHUT UP AND CALLING HER "A STUPID IDIOT" -- THAT FUCKING COW SHOULD LOOK AT HER OWN SELF IN THE MIRROR.

SHE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.






Thank you for listening.

August 01, 2006

Hell on Earth

So!

Hello, Global Warming!

Can't honestly say that I am pleased to meet your acquaintance, but here you are! I wish I could be more articulate with pleasant small talk at this moment, but my fucking face is melting off and, quite frankly, I am in a state of dazed shock as I have just witnessed an ice cube melt in my glass of water in less than 20 seconds - I believe that must be a record!

My dogs haven't been able to pee properly, as all of the liquids in their bodies have evaporated through their overheated skins, and holy shit, will you just take a whiff of that -- the stink of human sweat and nasty body odor seems to have permanently permeated into the air. It's like I'm breathing in a sauna of sweaty balls!

Thank you, Global Warming -- all of us around the planet are celebrating you today with our lame blog posts (too mother fucking hot for our brains to work properly), our nasty reptilian feet, and ineffective deodorants.


</end sarcastic bitching>

July 22, 2006

We're Just One Big Happy Global Family

Published today in The New York Times:
The Bush administration is rushing a delivery of precision-guided bombs to Israel, which requested the expedited shipment last week after beginning its air campaign against Hezbollah targets in Lebanon, American officials said Friday.

The decision to quickly ship the weapons to Israel was made with relatively little debate within the Bush administration, the officials said. Its disclosure threatens to anger Arab governments and others because of the appearance that the United States is actively aiding the Israeli bombing campaign in a way that could be compared to Iran’s efforts to arm and resupply Hezbollah.

The munitions that the United States is sending to Israel are part of a multimillion-dollar arms sale package approved last year that Israel is able to draw on as needed, the officials said. But Israel’s request for expedited delivery of the satellite and laser-guided bombs was described as unusual by some military officers, and as an indication that Israel still had a long list of targets in Lebanon to strike.
Yesterday, London's The Independent had a great graphic on its cover which perfectly illustrated the problem:



Well, aren't we in a big steaming pile of our own self-produced shit.

July 20, 2006

Pricks will always be Pricks

Just passed by The Fat Cow (my pathetic neighbor downstairs) as well as The Fat Whale (her equally disgusting boyfriend) who have both been making my life a miserable hell since May. The Fat Cow lives with her mother (The Decent Crone) and her Unfortunate Daughter below me. Whenever The Decent Crone and the Unfortunate Daughter leave for a few days to go to the countryside, The Fat Whale starts coming over everyday to have fuckfests with The Fat Cow.

As this is an anonymous blog, I will not go into too much detail of what our recent conflicts have been about because it would reveal too much of what I do for a living (it's in the public eye) - needless to say, both The Fat Cow and The Fat Whale are in the same field as me -- except they are only well-known to the extent of their immediate family and friends, and certainly have not achieved anything in their sadly mediocre professional lives. They know who I am and the importance of what it is that I do - and of course they both have raging inferiority complexes, and their jealousy eats them alive - sad, considering the fact that they are at least 15 years older than me, and it seems so silly really to be jealous of someone younger than you. The Fat Cow is actually not problematic while her mother is here with her. But as she seems to be a sad woman who is obviously very depressed and is so afraid that no man would want to be with her and her Unfortunate Daughter, she hooked up with that fucking arrogant prick, The Fat Whale, who constantly comes up to my apartment and verbally abuses me and threatens me, telling me what I can and cannot do in my own apartment, even though he doesn't even live in the fucking building.

To make a long story short, after contacting my landlord about this, The Fat Whale has been limiting his visits to our building, although I do see him fucking skulking and sneaking around the building with her. The Fat Cow, poor thing, is so miserable and embarrassed over the whole situation, she always hides her face when she sees me. Now, I do feel sorry for her, so I at least say "hi" to her when I pass her because I know it wasn't really her, but her fucked up asshole of a boyfriend who is causing all the trouble. So as I walked out the lobby today, I saw her coming in with The Fat Whale. She hid her face as usual, and completely avoided looking at me - he, on the other hand, disgustingly sneered at me and said "See you later" as though he had any fucking right to even speak to me after everything he did. I just held my head up high, and without a single word, stalked past the two of them -- for God's sake, I will not even dignify that snide remark with a response.

Mother fucker, you think you can take me on? Just try me - BRING IT ON, FATASS

July 18, 2006

Crooks and Clogs

So here we are -- another sweltering hot summer with record temperatures (no, of course, there is no global warming folks... the earth has just decided on its own that it has had enough of us and will progressively roast us into extinction), being led by quite possibly the all-time worst president ever (aka The Psychopathic Chimp) and his clan of fucking idiots who have pulled off so much unbelievable crap over the past 6 years. Those assholes have not only alienated us, but have created such a mess in the already volatile Middle East, and with the escalation in violence spreading to Israel and Lebanon, are now refusing to take any responsibility for the fire they have fueled. I have been perpetually PISSED OFF for the past six years...
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Question of the day: what the hell is with those nasty reptilian crocodile fucking clogs that every damn hick is wearing nowadays? I mean the heat and stink of everyone's sweat and summer body odor is already enough to make me feel nauseated most of the time, without adding this disgusting sight -




I mean, you have to be fucking kidding me.